- fools: a midnight snack
- me: the meal between dinner and breakfast...Dark Lunch
when cats knead on you and you can feel their nails puncturing holes into your skin but they look at you with that loving warm expression and you look back like
- horrifying monster: *crawls into my window and reaches for me*
- me: fucking finally, thank god
- horrifying monster: wow way to just suck the fun out of killing people and eating their bone marrow
- me: can we at least make out a little
- horrifying monster: you're fucking sick
